You Might Be a Redneck...

Hello everyone. The past few days have had some interesting moments. Friday and Saturday night I went to wrestling shows, which were good, but there were many redneck fans around. Sure, their rowdiness made the shows fun, but jeepers creepers were they ever white trash. I'll give just one example: when one old fat guy sat down, you could seriously see about half a foot of his buttcrack! I wanted to tear my eyes out with a salt-encrusted spoon, that was such a horrific sight.

I'll make a much longer update tonight, but I'd just like to mention now something that I forgot to do before; awhile back I made up with the guys that I've had problems with in June and July; things are fine now, which is good, since a lot of that stuff was just silly.